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With Trump arraignment on Tuesday, news of Trump attorney Corcoran testifying to Grand Jury without pleading the 5th, & rumors that Weisselberg flipped in New York: the rats are scurrying to betray each other. It is time to play America's fastest growing quiz sensation: #Ratbingo 
Rat Bingo Thread 2/
Las Vegas oddsmaker favorite in Rat Bingo continues to be Entitlement Barbie. Her flip was in the autumn of 2021, to reduce her prison time related to Trump business & tax fraud. She did not plead the 5th. She is expected to testify against Trump on Manhattan
Las Vegas oddsmaker favorite in Rat Bingo continues to be Entitlement Barbie. Her flip was in the autumn of 2021, to reduce her prison time related to Trump business & tax fraud. She did not plead the 5th. She is expected to testify against Trump on Manhattan
Rat Bingo Thread 3/
The Princess of Goya can rat out her scumbag brothers, Beavis & Butthead Trump. She also crimed with Weisselberg during the inauguration, and ran all sorts of emoluments scams so she knows of the various bribes that will hit Pompeo
Odds she has flipped: 97%
The Princess of Goya can rat out her scumbag brothers, Beavis & Butthead Trump. She also crimed with Weisselberg during the inauguration, and ran all sorts of emoluments scams so she knows of the various bribes that will hit Pompeo
Odds she has flipped: 97%
Rat Bingo Thread 4/
Strong contender in Rat Bingo is the honorable Lord Buttdial di Rudipants. Giuliani was part of the Ukraine extortion plot, so he can bring down Jared, Pompeo, Pence. Then he ran the election fraud in Georgia, so he can add #LeningradLindsey & tons of lawyers
Strong contender in Rat Bingo is the honorable Lord Buttdial di Rudipants. Giuliani was part of the Ukraine extortion plot, so he can bring down Jared, Pompeo, Pence. Then he ran the election fraud in Georgia, so he can add #LeningradLindsey & tons of lawyers
Rat Bingo Thread 5/
America's Mayonaise turned America's Vampire also attended the first meeting setting up Jan 6th, so he can rat out General Flynn, Mark Meadows and the Kraken Lady, as well as John Eastman. Rudy coordinated Jan 6th so just about everybody is vulnerable to him
America's Mayonaise turned America's Vampire also attended the first meeting setting up Jan 6th, so he can rat out General Flynn, Mark Meadows and the Kraken Lady, as well as John Eastman. Rudy coordinated Jan 6th so just about everybody is vulnerable to him
Rat Bingo Thread 6/
Unbeknownst to Rudy or even Trump, Bill Barr had put Giuliani on an FBI wiretap from summer of 2020. So all of Rudy's calls, emails & texts were captured by FBI. Even communications with Trump. But Rudy has no leverage because FBI seized his 'insurance file'
Unbeknownst to Rudy or even Trump, Bill Barr had put Giuliani on an FBI wiretap from summer of 2020. So all of Rudy's calls, emails & texts were captured by FBI. Even communications with Trump. But Rudy has no leverage because FBI seized his 'insurance file'
Rat Bingo Thread 7/
Rudy's negotiating position is weak. He begged Trump for a pardon, did not get it. He previously threatened the sitting US President in public. Giuliani cannot escape prison. Even his flip brings almost no relief. But Rudy has no other way
Odds of flip: 98%
Rudy's negotiating position is weak. He begged Trump for a pardon, did not get it. He previously threatened the sitting US President in public. Giuliani cannot escape prison. Even his flip brings almost no relief. But Rudy has no other way
Odds of flip: 98%
Rat Bingo Thread 8/
The most exposed Congressman desperate for a flip is Ohio's ranking disgrace, Gym Jordan. He was among the Pardon Gang, 11 Congressmen who joined the Jan 6th coup d'etat plot already in December. But Jim had the misfortune of being ratted out by Trump himself
The most exposed Congressman desperate for a flip is Ohio's ranking disgrace, Gym Jordan. He was among the Pardon Gang, 11 Congressmen who joined the Jan 6th coup d'etat plot already in December. But Jim had the misfortune of being ratted out by Trump himself
Rat Bingo Thread 9/
#GymJordan was among 3 'Corrupt R Congressmen' that Trump mentioned by name, when Trump called the two topmost attorneys at DOJ, and helpfully revealed the full coup d'etat two weeks before Jan 6th. FBI was alerted. Gym is hosed
Odds on Jim plea bargain 3%
#GymJordan was among 3 'Corrupt R Congressmen' that Trump mentioned by name, when Trump called the two topmost attorneys at DOJ, and helpfully revealed the full coup d'etat two weeks before Jan 6th. FBI was alerted. Gym is hosed
Odds on Jim plea bargain 3%
Rat Bingo Thread 10/
Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone played his flip with perfect timing. He flipped in December 2020, ratting everybody out in the White House. Barr had collected his own insurance file on every Trumpomobster, fearing a Trump double-cross
Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone played his flip with perfect timing. He flipped in December 2020, ratting everybody out in the White House. Barr had collected his own insurance file on every Trumpomobster, fearing a Trump double-cross
Rat Bingo Thread 11/
The reason Barr was willing to do all that criming for Trump was that Trump had promised to sign the pardon for Bill, that Trump kept in his breast pocket. By Dec 2020 Barr figured out, Trump will betray him, so he flipped ratting everybody
Odds of flip 99%
The reason Barr was willing to do all that criming for Trump was that Trump had promised to sign the pardon for Bill, that Trump kept in his breast pocket. By Dec 2020 Barr figured out, Trump will betray him, so he flipped ratting everybody
Odds of flip 99%
Rat Bingo Thread 12/
A desperate run in Rat Bingo is by Indiana's failed ex Governor & alleged former Vice President, the Lord of the Flies. The shithead (not my opinion, Pence was voted Shithead Of The Year by the AFFA, American Fruit Fly Assoc) still can't decide on his flip
A desperate run in Rat Bingo is by Indiana's failed ex Governor & alleged former Vice President, the Lord of the Flies. The shithead (not my opinion, Pence was voted Shithead Of The Year by the AFFA, American Fruit Fly Assoc) still can't decide on his flip
Rat Bingo Thread 13/
The animatronic waxdoll Pence is delusional enough to imagine a party that literally wanted to hang him, could some day select Pence as Presidential nominee. Even the red state of Indiana did not want to re-elect him as Governor
Odds of being GOP Nominee 2%
The animatronic waxdoll Pence is delusional enough to imagine a party that literally wanted to hang him, could some day select Pence as Presidential nominee. Even the red state of Indiana did not want to re-elect him as Governor
Odds of being GOP Nominee 2%
Rat Bingo Thread 14/
Failed Indiana Jones impersonator and alleged attorney, John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind is eager to flip. As the literal author of the plot to end US democracy on Jan 6, Eastman needs a plea bargain. He faces definitely at least Life Without Parole
Failed Indiana Jones impersonator and alleged attorney, John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind is eager to flip. As the literal author of the plot to end US democracy on Jan 6, Eastman needs a plea bargain. He faces definitely at least Life Without Parole
Rat Bingo Thread 15/
Eastman is in a tough bracket for a plea bargain. DOJ already has Patsy Baloney & Pence who were against his lunatic plot. If even one of Meadows, Giuliani, General Flynn or Kraken Lady has flipped then there is no deal left
Odds on getting plea bargain 1%
Eastman is in a tough bracket for a plea bargain. DOJ already has Patsy Baloney & Pence who were against his lunatic plot. If even one of Meadows, Giuliani, General Flynn or Kraken Lady has flipped then there is no deal left
Odds on getting plea bargain 1%
Rat Bingo Thread 16/
The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo is a perpetual Vegas oddsmaker favorite for ratting everybody else out. Roger Stone name is practically a synonym for betrayal. He was already once convicted to prison, so of course Trump pardoned this volatile mineral
The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo is a perpetual Vegas oddsmaker favorite for ratting everybody else out. Roger Stone name is practically a synonym for betrayal. He was already once convicted to prison, so of course Trump pardoned this volatile mineral
Rat Bingo Thread 17/
The Rogerstone threatened a sitting US President in public. As a pardoned convict he will never get a plea bargain. But he is likely to rat out everybody else just out of spite including the scheme to sell Presidential Pardons with Jared, Weisselberg & Gosar
The Rogerstone threatened a sitting US President in public. As a pardoned convict he will never get a plea bargain. But he is likely to rat out everybody else just out of spite including the scheme to sell Presidential Pardons with Jared, Weisselberg & Gosar
Rat Bingo Thread 18/
The Senator Most Likely To Flip is #LeningradLindsey. He was involved in the Georgia election fraud & lost his bid to avoid having to testify to the Grand Jury. Graham is close enough to Trump & Congress's Pardon Gang that he can likely rat out many of them
The Senator Most Likely To Flip is #LeningradLindsey. He was involved in the Georgia election fraud & lost his bid to avoid having to testify to the Grand Jury. Graham is close enough to Trump & Congress's Pardon Gang that he can likely rat out many of them
Rat Bingo Thread 19/
Trump's Senate Poodle Lindsey Graham is in a tough plea bargain braket of GOP Senators with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz & Rubio. But their attempts are futile as the only Senate deal went to the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle
Odds of being blackmailed by Trump 99.1%
Trump's Senate Poodle Lindsey Graham is in a tough plea bargain braket of GOP Senators with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz & Rubio. But their attempts are futile as the only Senate deal went to the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle
Odds of being blackmailed by Trump 99.1%
Rat Bingo Thread 20/
Las Vegas oddsmakers rising star in Rat Bingo is Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg (confessed criminal, tax fraud and grand larsonist, now in New York's notorious Rikers Island prison). Weisselberg was only person Trump trusted with his money
Las Vegas oddsmakers rising star in Rat Bingo is Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg (confessed criminal, tax fraud and grand larsonist, now in New York's notorious Rikers Island prison). Weisselberg was only person Trump trusted with his money
Rat Bingo Thread 21/
Weisselberg is an experienced pro at flipping against Trump. He already did so against his companies (convicted on all 9 counts). Allen can testify to Trump money laundering for Mafia, Trump sanctions busting for Putin, and the sale of classified docs now
Weisselberg is an experienced pro at flipping against Trump. He already did so against his companies (convicted on all 9 counts). Allen can testify to Trump money laundering for Mafia, Trump sanctions busting for Putin, and the sale of classified docs now
Rat Bingo Thread 22/
When he flips, Weisselberg rats out almost everybody, incl Ivanka, Beavis & Butthead Trump, Melonia, plus everybody who did anything with bribes for Trump like Jared, Giuliani, General Flynn, Bannon, Erik Prince, Roger Stone & Pompeo.
Odds on flip 99.2%
When he flips, Weisselberg rats out almost everybody, incl Ivanka, Beavis & Butthead Trump, Melonia, plus everybody who did anything with bribes for Trump like Jared, Giuliani, General Flynn, Bannon, Erik Prince, Roger Stone & Pompeo.
Odds on flip 99.2%
Rat Bingo Thread 23/
Vegas Oddsmakers are considering ending taking bets on Mark Meadows because his flip is too obvious. Trump's last White House Chief of Staff was central in Jan 6 & theft of Classified Docs. He was promised a pardon. Trump paid him a million dollars instead
Vegas Oddsmakers are considering ending taking bets on Mark Meadows because his flip is too obvious. Trump's last White House Chief of Staff was central in Jan 6 & theft of Classified Docs. He was promised a pardon. Trump paid him a million dollars instead
Rat Bingo Thread 24/
Because Mark Meadows sat in original planning meeting of Jan 6, he rats out Giuliani, General Flynn, the Kraken Lady & John Eastman. Because he arranged the theft of classified docs, he rats out Corey Lewandowsky, Christina Bobblehead etc
Odds of flip 99.3%
Because Mark Meadows sat in original planning meeting of Jan 6, he rats out Giuliani, General Flynn, the Kraken Lady & John Eastman. Because he arranged the theft of classified docs, he rats out Corey Lewandowsky, Christina Bobblehead etc
Odds of flip 99.3%
Rat Bingo Thread 25/
The chair of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Paul Gosar - seen here smiling for the cameras - is in strong form. Paul helped plot January 6th, and offered enticement of Presidential pardons to criminals, to join their plot of Sedition
The chair of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Paul Gosar - seen here smiling for the cameras - is in strong form. Paul helped plot January 6th, and offered enticement of Presidential pardons to criminals, to join their plot of Sedition
Rat Bingo Thread 26/
Arizona's ranking scumbag and full time traitor, Paul Gosar first was promising Presidential pardons to his pals, then figured out, their plot had failed, and begged Trump for a pardon for himself. That failed too
Odds of receiving plea bargain 0.9%
Arizona's ranking scumbag and full time traitor, Paul Gosar first was promising Presidential pardons to his pals, then figured out, their plot had failed, and begged Trump for a pardon for himself. That failed too
Odds of receiving plea bargain 0.9%
(More still to come to America's fastest-growing quiz sensation: Rat Bingo! Are you feeling a bit peckish? Need a break? Want something yummy? Why not have the latest gourmet delight from Goya: Rat Pudding! Enjoy it like a President, with ketchup, splattered on a wall) 
Rat Bingo Thread 28/
General Michael Flynn of Russia disguised in a US uniform, was paid by Putin when working for the Trump campaign. Flynn conveniently forgot to mention this payment & became US National Security Advisor. He's a convicted felon. Of course Trump pardoned him
General Michael Flynn of Russia disguised in a US uniform, was paid by Putin when working for the Trump campaign. Flynn conveniently forgot to mention this payment & became US National Security Advisor. He's a convicted felon. Of course Trump pardoned him
Rat Bingo Thread 29/
Flynn is oddsmaker favorite for his immense stupidity to go back to criming after receiving a Presidential pardon. When asked under oath if USA should have peaceful transfer of power, he pleaded 5th. Attended founding meeting for Jan 6
Odds of deal 0.8%
Flynn is oddsmaker favorite for his immense stupidity to go back to criming after receiving a Presidential pardon. When asked under oath if USA should have peaceful transfer of power, he pleaded 5th. Attended founding meeting for Jan 6
Odds of deal 0.8%
Rat Bingo Thread 30/
The Boy Without Pants was Trump's choice for the next Attorney General, when Bill Barr was not corrupt enough. Such a crooked lawyer the FBI raided Captain Underpants. Jeff Clark was part of Jan 6 plot & can rat them all out
Odds of FBI still laughing 99.3%
The Boy Without Pants was Trump's choice for the next Attorney General, when Bill Barr was not corrupt enough. Such a crooked lawyer the FBI raided Captain Underpants. Jeff Clark was part of Jan 6 plot & can rat them all out
Odds of FBI still laughing 99.3%
Rat Bingo Thread 31/
Crowd favorite of Rat Bingo is the Path to Hell, also known as the Conway. Kellyanne of the forked tongue, named after the fork on the road, just before the Gates to Hell which are in Helsinki, as distinct from the Gaetz of Hell who molests teens in Florida
Crowd favorite of Rat Bingo is the Path to Hell, also known as the Conway. Kellyanne of the forked tongue, named after the fork on the road, just before the Gates to Hell which are in Helsinki, as distinct from the Gaetz of Hell who molests teens in Florida
Rat Bingo Thread 32/
Trump's illegitimate son, The Insanity Of Hannity was caught by Jan 6th Cttee knowing truth about the terrorism, yet went on air with Fox #FixFox to push lie blaming Antifa. This makes him complicit in the crimes
Odds of Hannity DNA match to Trump: 99.4%
Trump's illegitimate son, The Insanity Of Hannity was caught by Jan 6th Cttee knowing truth about the terrorism, yet went on air with Fox #FixFox to push lie blaming Antifa. This makes him complicit in the crimes
Odds of Hannity DNA match to Trump: 99.4%
Rat Bingo Thread 33/
Vegas oddsmakers are downgrading odds of previous champion scumbag & failed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity. Pompeo seems to be off his game. He foolishly hired Taliban Mullah Baradar as his #RatBingo coach. Then Pompsie had Trump release Taliban terrorists
Vegas oddsmakers are downgrading odds of previous champion scumbag & failed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity. Pompeo seems to be off his game. He foolishly hired Taliban Mullah Baradar as his #RatBingo coach. Then Pompsie had Trump release Taliban terrorists
Rat Bingo Thread 34/
Hated universally by all who know him, Pompeo's enemies all kept records about how hard he tried to launch a nuclear war against Iran, on behalf of Saudi Arabia. At least he got paid nice bribes
Odds of naming the countries on his own quiz map: 0.7%
Hated universally by all who know him, Pompeo's enemies all kept records about how hard he tried to launch a nuclear war against Iran, on behalf of Saudi Arabia. At least he got paid nice bribes
Odds of naming the countries on his own quiz map: 0.7%
Rat Bingo Thread 35/
Vegas oddsmakers had to create a new bracket for federal judges when Parody Judge Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen interfered in an investigation of espionage. Her bargaining is weak: mainly crooked attorneys that anybody can rat out
Odds of plea bargain 0.6%
Vegas oddsmakers had to create a new bracket for federal judges when Parody Judge Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen interfered in an investigation of espionage. Her bargaining is weak: mainly crooked attorneys that anybody can rat out
Odds of plea bargain 0.6%
Rat Bingo Thread 36/
When Butthead Trump testified for Manhattan Grand Jury about Trump tax fraud, he did not plead the Fifth. Jr is a far too coked up to figure out, that his slimy sister Entitlement Barbie had already flipped & had been wearing a wire
Odds on Flip: 99.4%
When Butthead Trump testified for Manhattan Grand Jury about Trump tax fraud, he did not plead the Fifth. Jr is a far too coked up to figure out, that his slimy sister Entitlement Barbie had already flipped & had been wearing a wire
Odds on Flip: 99.4%
Rat Bingo Thread 37/
Trump's House Poodle, Qevin McMoron is far too McDumb to figure out the rules of Rat Bingo - which are quite simple: Fastest to flip get the deals, and everybody goes to prison, even those who got the deals. McCarthy is way too slowwitted for this fast game
Trump's House Poodle, Qevin McMoron is far too McDumb to figure out the rules of Rat Bingo - which are quite simple: Fastest to flip get the deals, and everybody goes to prison, even those who got the deals. McCarthy is way too slowwitted for this fast game
Rat Bingo Thread 38/
Wisconsin's celebrated disgrace, Russia's favorite Senator, Sen Ron Johnson (Q Putinistan) is so dumb, he actually confessed his January 6th criming. He is of course caught. He also begged Trump for a Pardon. His only way is to flip
Odds of flipping: 99.6%
Wisconsin's celebrated disgrace, Russia's favorite Senator, Sen Ron Johnson (Q Putinistan) is so dumb, he actually confessed his January 6th criming. He is of course caught. He also begged Trump for a Pardon. His only way is to flip
Odds of flipping: 99.6%
Rat Bingo Thread 39/
Russia's official spokesperson, Tucker Carlson had incriminating interview at the Gaetz of Hell, who outed Tucker having dinner with prostitutes on a doubledate. Tucker's wife was less than pleased to find out on live TV
Odds of Tucker being fuckered: 99.6%
Russia's official spokesperson, Tucker Carlson had incriminating interview at the Gaetz of Hell, who outed Tucker having dinner with prostitutes on a doubledate. Tucker's wife was less than pleased to find out on live TV
Odds of Tucker being fuckered: 99.6%
Rat Bingo Thread 40/
The chairbobble of ABA, the American Bobblehead Association, Christina Bobb is so dumb, she signed a letter written by Corcoran, that was blatant lies. And now Corcoran has testified all to Grand Jury without pleading 5th.
Odds of Bobb not being paid: 99.7%
The chairbobble of ABA, the American Bobblehead Association, Christina Bobb is so dumb, she signed a letter written by Corcoran, that was blatant lies. And now Corcoran has testified all to Grand Jury without pleading 5th.
Odds of Bobb not being paid: 99.7%
(more coming to this Thread, stay tuned. Incidentally, if you feel a bit tired and want a nap, why not put your head on the worst pillow in America, a My Pillow. The pillow brought to you by that idiot Trump went to, right after Trump fired that moron Giuliani) 
Rat Bingo Thread 42/
Gary Busey's son, Eric Trump noticed to his bewilderment that both Ivanka & Junior had flipped. So he flipped too. But Eric flipped against wrong dad, ratting out Gary Busey. He gets no deal and will do a long prison sentence
Odds of eating paste 99.6%
Gary Busey's son, Eric Trump noticed to his bewilderment that both Ivanka & Junior had flipped. So he flipped too. But Eric flipped against wrong dad, ratting out Gary Busey. He gets no deal and will do a long prison sentence
Odds of eating paste 99.6%
Rat Bingo Thread 43/
Marjorie Three Names joined the Jan 6 plot at the notorious meeting of the 11 House Members of GOP's Pardon Caucus. She's the dumbest of that crew, continuing to communicate with Matt Gaetz even after news that Gaetz is wiretapped by FBI
Odds of a deal 0.5%
Marjorie Three Names joined the Jan 6 plot at the notorious meeting of the 11 House Members of GOP's Pardon Caucus. She's the dumbest of that crew, continuing to communicate with Matt Gaetz even after news that Gaetz is wiretapped by FBI
Odds of a deal 0.5%
Rat Bingo Thread 44/
Highly rated in Rat Bingo is a true monster human* being, Steve Bannon the inventor of online mind raping (his term, not mine). Bannon brainwashed Republicans in 2016 using Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. He also pushed Brexit in same way
* not confirmed.
Highly rated in Rat Bingo is a true monster human* being, Steve Bannon the inventor of online mind raping (his term, not mine). Bannon brainwashed Republicans in 2016 using Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. He also pushed Brexit in same way
* not confirmed.
Rat Bingo Thread 45/
Already convicted felon once, Bannon was of course pardoned by Trump. As US champion flipper, 'Steve the Weasel' successfully ratted out Roger Stone sentenced to prison. Bannon himself was sentenced to prison time for defying a subpoena
Odds on flip: 99.7%
Already convicted felon once, Bannon was of course pardoned by Trump. As US champion flipper, 'Steve the Weasel' successfully ratted out Roger Stone sentenced to prison. Bannon himself was sentenced to prison time for defying a subpoena
Odds on flip: 99.7%
(More Rat Bingo is coming. Stay tuned...)
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Mary Doria Russell @MDoriaRussell
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Apr 2, 2023
Epic thread!